Wednesday, November 6, 2013

CARLSBERG, THE WORLD'S GREATEST BEER CO-HOSTS THE SOFT OPENING OF THE ALL-NEW BEACH CLUB CAFE A STONE'S THROW FROM THE ORIGINAL BEACH CLUB WITH OWNER JUDY CHOONG!

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 Managing Director of Carlsberg Malaysia Henrik J Andersen performs live on stage!
 Come up to Carlsberg, move into the world of the Long Cool Dane
 Carlsberg is calling you!
 The Choong Clan who run Beach Club! Jean, Casey and Judy Choong!
Kee Hua Chee opens his legs to show his face on his groin, Judy Choong and the Long Cool Dane Henrik Andersen. The dress code was 'Dressed to Survive' but Kee did not understand what that meant since the world did not end in 2012 so he wore his face on his chest, crotch and ass.


AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE BEACH CLUB HAD BEEN RENOVATED BUT IT NEVER CLOSED SO HOW COULD ITS INTERIORS BE REVAMPED WITH ITS USUAL CROWD PARTYING EACH NIGHT? I WENT THERE ONLY TO BE TOLD THE CARLSBERG PARTY WAS AT THE NEW BEACH CLUB 3 MINUTES' WALK AWAY TOWARDS KLCC. 2 MINUTES IF YOU HAVE LONG LEGS LIKE ME.

The new Beach Club Cafe used to be ALOHA and the Pacific spirit remains as the service staff uniforms are colourful, South Sea batik prints. I forgot to ask Judy Choong the owner of Beach Club and lots of other entertainment and dining venues for a shirt which I will have sequinned and embellished with crystals for more impact.

Anyway, on hand to welcome me were the usual jolly and hospitable Carlsberg team headed by the Long Cool Dane Henrik J. Andersen and Pearl Lai. Club owner and long time friend Judy Choong introduced me to her son Casey who is the spitting image of Ronnie Choong who tragically passed away not too long ago. When I saw Casey Choong, I gasped as I thought he was Ronnie Choong from Federal Club days! What God takes, He gives back! Casey Choong is tall, handsome and charming, a clone of his dad! His sister Jean Choong is the Operations Manager of Trend Matrix which owns Emporium Grand Cafe, Rum Jungle, Nouvo, Poppy Garden, Sangria Island Bar & Restaurant and Hotel Havanita but let's forget about Havanita as it is in Mersing, Johore and nowhere near KL's Golden Triangle!

Judy Choong looks 30 as usual but must be marginally older as her 2 kids are adults. She also showed her singing prowess when she took to the stage to sing a Chinese classic number.
TRUST ME, JUDY CHOONG IS NOT THE ORIGINAL SIN DESPITE WHAT THE SIGN SAYS BEHIND HER!!!


Not to be outdone and at the behests of everyone, Carlsberg Malaysia Managing Director Henrik J. Andersen also went on stage with an Indian friend to sing 'Come Up To Carlsberg' the national anthem of Denmark. OK so this ditty is not the Danish national anthem but it is the loveliest, sexiest and catchiest commercial song ever penned and promotes Denmark 24/7. Cheers!


 KEE HUA CHEE POSES WITH THE HAWAIIAN HULA GIRLS
 KEE HUA CHEE IS JOINED BY NG KUN TEK
 STRANGE THAT NG  KUN TEK IS SAME HEIGHT AS THE GIRLS AS I THOUGHT HE WAS A LITTLE TALLER
 EVERYONE RECOGNISES KEE'S ASS AS HE HAS HIS FACE PAINTED ON IT
 KEE HUA CHEE, JUDY CHOONG THE OWNER OF THE NEW BEACH CLUB CAFE AND CO-HOST HENRIK J. ANDERSEN THE MANAGING DIRECTOR OF CARLSBERG MALAYSIA
 KEE HUA CHEE OPENS HIS LEGS TO SHOW HIS FACE PAINTED ON HIS LAN CHIAU AREA
 JEAN CHOONG, CASEY CHOONG WHO IS A CLONE OF HIS LATE FATHER RONNIE CHOONG AND SISTER, I MEAN MOTHER, JUDY CHOONG
 JEAN CHOONG, CASEY CHOONG AND JUDY CHOONG RUN TREND MATRIX WHICH OPERATES 6 ENTERTAINMENT OUTLETS AND A HOTEL
 JEAN CHOONG, KEE HUA CHEE, CASEY CHOONG AND JUDY CHOONG COULD BE SIBLINGS AS THEY ARE SO YOUNG OR SHOULD THAT BE YOUTHFUL
 STAGE SHOW
 CHEERS FROM CARLSBERG, THE BEST BEER IN OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE
 THE LONG COOL DANE SURROUNDED BY 2 HOT MALAYSIANS
 THE ONE IN ORANGE IS HOTTEST OF THE HOT
 TERRY AND JEAN CHOONG
 VOON AT RIGHT  OWNS ALOFT HOTEL AT SENTRAL
 REAL LOAN SHARK, I MEAN LONE SHARK
 REAL SHARK INSIDE BAR AQUARIUM
 SHARK ALERT
 MORE SHARK ALERTS!
 THESE 2 HANDSOME HUNKS ARE BEING EATEN ALIVE BY SHARKS!
 KEE HUA CHEE AND 3 SEXY SHARKS
 NG KUN TEK AND SHARKS
 HEY, THAT IS JUDY  CHOONG LIVE ON STAGE!
 WHAT A SPORT!
 JUDY CHOONG SHOULD PERFORM NIGHTLY AND MAKE MORE MONEY
 SINGING WITH PASSION
 AND GUSTO
 AND DRAMA
 I NEVER KNEW JUDY CHOONG SINGS SO WELL
 THIS IS MY LIFE!
 BRAVO, JUDY!
 ENCORE
 WOW
 SINGING WITH PASSION
 LE IT BE KNOWN THAT JUDY CHOONG IS NOT THE ORIGINAL SIN DESPITE THE SIGN BEHIND HER! 
 TERENCE ONG MANAGING DIRECTOR OF PERNOD RICARD MALAYSIA AND LIVING LEGEND KEE HUA CHEE AS THIS TITLE WAS GIVEN BY TERENCE ONG AND VERY TRUE TOO!
 JEAN CHOONG
 I LOVE THAT SHIRT
 FUN
 LIVE
 ACTION
 WE ALL ALMOST FAINTED WHEN MANAGING DIRECTOR OF CARLSBERG MALAYSIA HENRIK J. ANDERSEN WENT ON STAGE TOO!
 HENRIK ANDERSEN BELTED OUT THE THEME SONG OF CARLSBERG 'COME UP TO CARLSBERG, THE WORLD OF THE LONG COOL DANE'
 THE WORLD'S INTERNATIONAL BEER IS CALLING YOU
 COME UP TO CARLSBERG!
 CHHERS TO THE WORLD OF THE LONG, COOL DANE
 THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE BETTER I SOUND, SAYS HENRIK ANDERSEN
 COME UP TO CARLSBERG!
 CARLSBERG, THE ORIGINAL BEER SINCE FOREVER!
 CHEERS TO CARLSBERG, THE WORLD'S BEST BEER!
 WELL DONE, HENRIK ANDERSEN!
 THE NEW BEACH CLUB!
 YOU CANNOT MISS THE NEW BEACH CLUB JUST AS YOU  CANNOT MISS CANON AND THE TWIN TOWERS!
CARLSBERG AND THE NEW BEACH CLUB ARE PERFECT PARTNERS!



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